it's the only city in the world that celebrates beans.
Driving less than 80 on the Freeway is unacceptable.
Southside Tracy is actually in the middle.
A $10 Mexican dinner at La Villa is "fine dining."
youve partied at the haystacks!
Tap water tastes like crap. Country well water tastes even worse.
People you are scared to see go to the "Great Plate" and fight each other every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
you know that the byron and banta inn are haunted.
You say "HELLA" and "HECKA" a lot.
People put 22 inch rims on ANYTHING!
Everybody hates "Ryder" of the TPD.
you've had a thai chicken salad fromt he thais cafe.
Tracy is becoming the NEW BAY AREA, since everyone from there moves here
Wearing Red or Blue can get you shot.
You can easily get lost in one of the many new housing developments.
People break out coats when the temperature drops below 70.
Its either Applebees or Chevy's, but you choose Chevy's since they give you free chips with your drink.
You hear flash flood or flooding on the news and don't even flinch.
The best restaurants in town start with "El" or "Los."
Drivers think a red light is just a suggestion.
You refer to Target as "Tar-jay."
You go to Costco on Sunday for the free food samples.
You drive just as fast on a sunny day in June as a dark foggy day in
December.
Our hills are always on fire, and are nice and black all summer.
Someone decided to build a mall and outlet here, then told every overweight person to be there every evening and weekend.
It's called "I-5" not "the five."
We have the fattest kids.
The rest of us whiz by at 50 on Grantline and laugh at all the people on the 205 who are stuck in traffic.
A dilapidated 150 year old 3-bedroom house with no running water goes for $450,000. (and everyone knows someone in "real estate")
You might be an A's or Giants fan, but pretty much everyone hates the Dodgers or the Angels.
Everyone has seen or met MC Hammer, and knows where he lives.
Mc Donald park = red shirts, red nike cortez, and cops chasing teenagers.
Tracy- What a place to be!
You have partied at the strip before!!
